February 22, 2014

Ponco Man's Elimination Chamber Sadness

Certainly got quiet around here. Maybe I am a whiner, but boy howdy does wrestling suck. Well wrestling doesn't suck, but WWE sucks. Does it make me a mark to have depression caused by WWE? I don't even really care about hating The Miz.

Cody Rhodes & Goldust vs. Ryback and Curtis Axel (Pre-Show)
Is there a story here?

Batista vs. Alberto Del Rio
Wow...a feud based around tweets, and 2.5 appearances of Batista on tv. I hope ADR gives him a concussion.

Darren Young vs. Titus O'Neil
Thank you for doing something on Smackdown that isn't just Raw lite. I don't hate this, but so far...the ring work has been atrocious.

New Age Outlaws vs. The Usos for the Tag Team Championships
Sober Road Dogg is the best. Are You Serious? proved that. I wonder what Puppet H is doing these days.

Big E vs Jack Swagger for the Intercontinental Title
Dumb booking. Big E is an All American guy. Jack Swagger hates immigrants. Squash match???

The Wyatt Family vs. The Shield
Totally stoked for this. I bet they waste it and put it on first. It's one of two intriguing matches on the card. So many things could happen. The Shield has been booked so well that it makes me feel so sorry for the NEXUS, but really...the NEXUS was basically a bunch of "WWE looking guys" and not former ROH and CZW champions. Ambrose and Rollins get the A+.

Elimination Chamber Match
Well, since the first time Shawn Michaels entered the chamber (with brown trunks and shorter hair) and walked out the Champion...I care about an Elimination Chamber match. Maybe this is all just wishful thinking. Usually, when I think something crazy is going to happen...it doesn't.

Shinsuke Nakamura is my favorite Japanese Wrestler.
Fuego is my favorite Luchadore.
Give me Chikara...now.
Stupid John Cena being charming on Austin's podcast.
I'm actually really excited for NXT Arrival.
Who's getting the Network?
Hope things in wrestling get cool soon.....


  1. I don't want to echo the sentiments you so eloquently laid down in your post, but I have to say that fuck yes it's quiet around here and fuck yes the WWE is sucking.

    The Rhodes' getting scraps without a personal story is crazy bullshit.

    If ADR gave B a concussion I think I would actually mark out. That's fucked up.

    Wyatts/Shield is boss but I also think it shouldn't happen. I don't want to see one go over the other, I like to think of them existing on different planes. In my opinion this could only work as a Mania match, which makes me think they're rushing into a Shield 3-way at Mania. If this match has a clean finish, creative are fucking idiots. And why be excited for a match that should end dirty?

    Fuck the EC. Daniel Bryan won't win. He'll have a Mania match with HHH and it will be good, but holy shit did they miss the mark with him. Nonetheless, I am looking forward to Guardians of the Galaxy. Fuck me.

    CM Punk is gone. I'd credit his absence with the silence of this blog more than anything. It's hard to talk about. Pain, muthafuckers. Pain.

    I think I spend more time listening to wrestling podcasts now than I do actually watching the stuff.

    Dear WWE,
    Suck my ass with a moldy bassoon reed.
    Q Marshall

  2. I'm so out of it that it's bumming me out too. I have watched a total of thirty minutes of wrestling in the past 2 weeks. Lame. But I got hope! The app comes out today!!!! I'm really excited about that.

    I think we all agree on everything going on now so I'll not bug out about everything. Let me just say r.I.p c.m punkkkkkkkkkk

    (Go see the movie Her. It's amazing)