February 23, 2016

MMS: Kimura Lockbox

In this week's edition:  What are the shocking returns that everyone is talking about?  What's going to happen at Romanmania?  Who is going to be friends with who?  Are the Social Outcasts "cool" or "uncool"? Will I talk about anything interesting this week, or just mumble for 15 minutes about what you already know happened?  These questioned answered... and more!!

February 20, 2016

Fast Lane 2016 Preview

Hey guys, I think I'll make this short and sweet as I'm currently in the middle of the half time of the Honor Rising show from Japan. Moose with a big win? I've been a crumudgeon and grump lately, but things might be looking up here pretty soon. Here's a preview.....

Kalisto vs Alberto Del Rio for the United States Championship
On the preshow. How weird. Are they really gonna squash Kalisto so he can get back with the 1000 pound gorilla on his back called Sin Cara? People need to win to get over. John Cena and Randy Orton almost always win....they're over. Did you guys hear about the Cruiserweight tournament thing they are doing? Do you think Kalisto will be in it? Or will it be the big tv debut of La Sombra (whatever his name is now)?

Cutting Edge Peep Show With The New Day
This will be funny and I'm excited for Edge and Christian's Show That Totally Reeks Of Awesomeness. It will be juvenile and maybe as good as The JBL and Cole Show (featuring Renee Young) or that show with Josh Matthews, The Road Dogg, and Puppet H. Speaking of Josh Matthews....I've been watching TNA lately. ECIII and Matt Hardy are really entertaining, and Odarg The Great is great. It's weird...because the Knockout division sucks now, and the announcing is trash...but the show is watchable. It's like bizarro TNA.

Ryback, Big Show, and Kane vs Luke Harper, Erick Rowan, and Braun Strowman
My roomie Ryan loves Braun Strowman and bought a black sheep mask when he went to Smackdown. He and his friend made me answer the front door when they came back..and they were wearing their masks. It was a little horrifying. Ummm...other than that....this is a match. There are some big people in it. Strowman's stupid Tribal/Superman Tattoo on his arm will continue to lower my suspension of belief.

Becky Lynch and Sasha Banks vs Team B.A.D.
We say "UNITY" all funny in my house all the time. Becky dyed her hair blonde according to Instagram. I feel like there was more build up to Paige and Summer Rae than this match....but I don't know...it's hard to pay attention to RAW these days.

Charlotte vs Brie Bella for the Divas Championship
Awwwww....how nice that they threw Brie a bone. The promos building this up weren't terrible....but I don't understand why Charlotte talks more than Ric does, but apparently when "Ric is Ric" he does things that get him in trouble like kiss Becky (edited off the network) even though I thought that was funny.

AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
Wow....I just typed that. The storylines and what not have been solid so far. Not because it's good, but because AJ and Chris are pros, and Mike is overachieving like nobodys business. I'm guessing that this will just be the next part of the story...

Kevin Owens vs Nick for the Intercontinental Championship
So yeah, somehow Nick Nemeth on Total Divas is like the greatest pseudo sleazeball in the world. I'm pretty sure it's all a character for the show, but boy is it entertaining. The night Nikki Bella became the longest reigning Divas Champion Nikki, Brie, Paige, (Karl Anderson just said "hot asian wife in the front row) Alicia, Natty, Renee Young, Rosa, Mandy, Eva, and Nick all went out to dinner. Never addressed why Nick is there. Oh anyway....Kevin Owens is good. He's a good wrestler, tells good stories, and is logical. Currently...He and Kalisto are my "guys." Kinda like a "Fave Five" but not arbitrary. Those are my two guys that I cheer for no matter what and mark out for.

Brock Lesnar vs Dean Ambrose vs Roman Reigns for the right to win at Wrestlemania and get shoved down our throats.
I'm sure this will be an exciting match that I have absolute zero interest in. The build to this has been less than tepid. Ambrose is an annoying cartoon character and Reigns can't keep is bumbling mouth shut (then he punches). This is one of those matches where I hope Brock Lesnar just eats them, but that would never happen because he's a titan or some shit (Bray Wyatt promos...). I really am a grump....or is WWE just that bad? I don't even think Mr. Heyman has been good lately. I literally can't remember any of his promos at all. No recollection. You'd think he'd have a new catchphrase by now. Whatever, Congratulations Roman on Main Eventing Wrestlemania 2 years in a row.

Did you know if you use Google Translate for English To Arabic...Sami Zayn transtlates to El Generico?
The Temple is a much Darker Place and win or lose, Pentagon Jr. is one of the best things going.
How great is Asuka? She can hardly speak english and her charisma is just mind blowing.
If you want to see really awful wrestling memes...check out "The Dark Grid" on Facebook. My roommate and his buddy make them, and it's now ECIII approved I guess. It's named after Bram (I guess), or the ex Mr. Charlotte Flair, or the guy that Ric Victor replaced.

Okay, there is this match about to start. I guess Roderick Strong is wrestling Tomohiro Ishii or something. I think I should pay attention to it. (Los Ignorables and The House Of Truth was adorable). Enjoy the ppv.

February 16, 2016

Rusty report: smackdown update

My dudes. I miss you guys. We three got friends lots of friends. But I feel like the SCW dudes got a special connection. I think about things to tell you guys all the time. And while i'm watching wrestling i am wishing you guys were with me. Mushy huh? Who cares. I think y'all are awesome and I wish we could hang more.

That all sounds like im sad or something. I'm not actually. I just had a crazy week. Tuesday was smackdown. I was really excited to see the New Day Most of all. AJ also. I was just really excited for some live wrestling. Sadly the New Day didnt show at all. Not sure why. They are hot right now. But the show was still good. Thoughts.....

I really like the way they are using AJ with Jericho. It is cool to see them wrestle each other and also have to team up. It is great to see them clean house and then have to fight. They are really telling a story for once. Also it is awesome to see the use of my favorite jobbers . #socialoutcasts RUUUUUULE.

The Dudleys come out and denounce tables. Thank god they are heels now. But barf, they are against the Uso's now. I Hate the Uso's so much man. How fucking Boring. And I cant tell them apart and I dont give a shit to even try. As if one john cena wasn't bad enough now we got two clones gone wrong boring who cares.

Next up Goldust tries to get R Truth to tag with him. This is the greatest idea in wrestling history and I want it to happen so bad.

Sasha Banks comes out next to fight boring Becky Steampunk Lynch. Banks is super over and the audience loves her. I do too. She is my future wife (along with Rene Young)

Then we get Promos from Aj as well as the Wyatt guys. I dunno why but i feel like the Wyatts kinda fell off and lost momentum. Who knows. Still like them tho.

My computer keeps fucking up. Click above for what I typed before it fucking crashed.

Anyway. AJ and Jeicho ruled hard. I was a little sad to not see the new day but oh well. It was a show to remember for sure.

Ill post again tomorrow. I got pizza delivery on the way and a dog show to watch. Adios dorks!

MMS: Do You Work Here?

I forgot to mention how much I dislike Naomi's appropriation of Speedball's rapid kicks.  She uses it as general offense, when it should clearly be a high spot.  I hope no-one I know in real life sees that I just wrote that.

February 09, 2016

MMS: DBD Appreciation Drivecast

February 03, 2016

Highlight of the Week (from last month)

I've been catching up on ROH TV, and saw this gem of a pro-wrestling minute:

February 02, 2016

MMS: You Got DooDoo on Your Drivecast

What did The Marshall think of this week's Raw tv show?  Who even cares what he thinks?

Waste 10 minutes and find out the answer to both questions.