May 28, 2015

Poncho Man's Elimination Chamber Preview

Incredibly bored. Staff meeting. Recent Woody Allen movie (To Rome With Love). Cleaning my house for hours and hours while listening to records. Finally drinking 1 dollar PBRS and writing this. I did just have a guy I kinda know thanking me on instant messenger for telling him about NXT. That was kinda cool. Oh yeah....allergies hit this morning. Lonely and miserable (not Black Flag?).

Bo Dallas vs. Neville
I like Bo even more on the main roster than I did in I'll probably be pretty stoked for this. Lately...Bolieving comes up more in my life than Yes! which is upsetting.

Nikki Bella vs. Paige vs. Naomi for the Divas Championship
Paige post Miz movie is still hot. Btw....Alexis Bliss...heel

Intercontinental Elimination Chamber Match with a bunch of people...probably now including more Bray Wyatt
Rusev got hurt. I give no shits about this match. They could give it to R-Truth and I won't care as our boy is gone (pre show Miz TV btw) and I'm just sad about the whole damn thing.

Tag Team Title Elimination Chamber Match with errybody (sic)
I have the exact opposite feelings about this match. I have a feeling this could be a classic. Even if the outcome is pretty obvious this will be so much fun. So many great underutilized guys trying to steal the show in a position that they can. Weeeeeee.

Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose for the WWE World Heavyweight Title
It's interesting. The Internet seems torn about the outcome being completely obvious or it being that interesting time when a shake up is needed. Oddly...I think it all depends on the outcome of another at ch on this card. The match....

John Cena vs Kevin Owens
I'm just gonna become a broken record of saying...didn't I call a Steen vs Cena fued being a dream fued? This is the first Cena match I've had emotion about since CM Punk.....where I will be on the edge of my seat verbally yelling at the screen.  Seriously. He's the man.

I wasn't trying to sound so miserable in my opening. Good favorite beer is back (Stumptown Tart....7.7% candy beer), I have an immaculate kitchen, no roomies for a bit (I need a new roomie....the awful search starts), Lakers got the #2 pick, the new Goatsnake record is incredible, and we had a really great marathon. Rusty did you take the salsa? I have your hot sauce. I made some eggs with it. Okay....enjoy guys. Please post more. We watch lots of wrestling.....I wanna hear about it all.

May 15, 2015

Poncho Man's Mildly Early Payback Preview.

Well well well, I guess I'll see you guys tomorrow for wrestling fun time. You guys couldn't have picked a better time to come visit. While I won't force you to drink beers and listen to Katy Perry on vinyl, it's been a rough week. In the interest of not whining all Saturday,  I found out Tuesday that I'm officially single....told her Wednesday that I didn't want any contact....was doing fairly good....until she started texting me this afternoon and I broke down (in fact missed a Rusty phone call because of uncontrollable bawling). I hope I don't freak you two out with TMI but it will be nice to hang out and do the wrestling watching. Just need to move a recliner downstairs and we'll all be sitting like kings.

Macho Mando and Curtis Axel vs The Ascension
Fuck this. This is stupid. :)

Naomi and Tamina vs The Bella Twins
Ummmmm....okay. Did you guys read that Charlotte vs Sasha Banks headlined an NXT show in Philly? It's super cool that the mark audience is supporting that....and proves Sara Del Ray is amazing.

Neville vs. King Barrett
If I was emotionally invested I would be excited for this. I feel The King gimmick is terrible for the former bare knuckle boxer who delivers bad news. He didn't even start talking funny. Luckily, Neville is making the most of his spot. I've never been emotionally invested in a Pac or Neville unless he was fighting someone I loved (Steen vs Pac in PWG was rad and I probably texted about it before).

Dolph Ziggler vs Sheamus
Ziggler has been trying to "Poison" up his look and Sheamus still makes me bored. I feel like I might mildly care if I watched Smackdown.

Kiddaro vs The New Day 2 out of 3 falls
Oh please give this time. Please please please give this time. This was match of the night last ppv. Kiddaro can put a match together. You just know Claudio put alot of Chikara together back in the day. BTW, I'm so glad they let The New Day be something I've never ever seen before in wrestling....but still be familiar.

John Cena vs Rusev I Quit Match for the US Title
I'll probably quit watching during this match since all of Cena's Raw matches lately have been better than anything he's done with Rusev. Oh yeah....Lana is still hot.

Ryback vs Bray Wyatt
Bray is gonna win a match?!?! Wow. Crazy.

Seth Rollins vs Roman Reigns vs Randy Orton vs Dean Ambrose for the WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE
This match is very curious. Did they just randomly realize they fucked up with Dean or is something going on? Well...doesn't really matter since there is another PPV in 2 weeks.

Well, I just finished writing this as the Grizzlies were eliminated from the playoffs (my second favorite team in the NBA) and this braided ponytail guy in his early forties is clapping and yelling "nice" often right next to me. Ummm....what else.....I'm super behind on Chikara....Lucha Underground might be my favorite wrestling right this second. I can't tell how depressed I am about Daniel Bryan because of life. I don't have a "guy" in WWE right this second (Give me Owens and a microphone). I guess we can talk about anything else in person. I'll see Rusty bright and early tomorrow. Red or white Marshall?