October 25, 2014

Poncho Man's Hell In The Cell Preview!

So Rusty, you missed nine hours of coastal wrestling watching. We watched AJ Styles lose the IWGP Heavyweight Championship to Tanahashi. Most importantly, we watched a one legged Michael Hayes (PS....no relation) win a match.You also missed chips, salsa, guac, and queso. Alas, I couldn't convince the Marshall to do some DDP Yoga.

On to the preview

Mizdow TV
This is the preshow. This will be great since Sandow is stealing the show. I feel like I commented a few years ago about how The Miz actually gets heat. Lately, he gets generic heel heat, and X-Pac heat. It's really not all the dissimilar to Cena. Who gets X-Pac heat from me and gets Mojo Rawley heat from others. The point of this....Sandow is an incredible talent and might actually be being booked the best way possible.

Dolph Ziggler vs Cesaro for Intercontinental Title
I don't really remember what the story is for this, but it's 2 out of 3 falls and should be great. I actually got really excited for this match when I heard about it. Then I realized that Ziggler loses matches on RAW and Cesaro hasn't really done anything since Wrestlemania.

Goldust & Stardust vs. The Usos for Tag Team Titles
Now I don't even care about this. I'm just a Goldust mark and I always have been and just like how I feel about Shawn Michaels...I always want him to break free from whatever he's doing and just win things.

Big Show vs. Rusev
Sorry, beating up R-Truth, Jack Swagger, Big E, etc does not make me care about you. They don't matter. You don't matter. Lana still looks nice.

Brie Bella vs. Nikki Bella
The loser has to be the others' personal assistant for a month. Wow! This might have been fun two months ago when I mildly cared about this. Now I'm just worried about Nikki freezing her eggs and how John Cena is going to show his ass in a movie....

AJ Lee vs. Paige
Still hot. I'm excited and nervous about Paige being on Total Divas. I don't want to not love her. I read that the reason AJ Lee will not be on Total Divas is because of her husband. Who just happened to be on the Art Of Wrestling last week. He of course was bitching about fans. He's really bitter for a millionaire. It's weird how much I still like him.

John Cena vs. Randy Orton in the Hell In The Cell
Again? RKO out of nowhere? Remember when bitching about CM Punk vs. Ryback or CM Punk vs. Ryback and Paul Heyman. was okay thing to do. And whoever wins this will have a chance at Brock Lesnar....in January!? I'm so confused. At this point...I won't be surprised if John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar is the main event of Wrestlemania.

Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose also in the Hell In The Cell
Well, hopefully this will be fun and eventful and new. I wouldn't mind if no one wins and the feud continues.

Maybe Michael Hayes will hop on down the entrance and interfere. That would be exciting. He is the OVW Television Champion for christ sakes!

This PPV sound boring. Sorry guys.