October 23, 2015

Poncho Man's Helly Celly Belly Welly Jelly

I did a DDP Extreme Headstand today. It was sweet. I saw The Marshall last week and apparently I'm gonna see Mr. Nickels  tomorrow. HORSE FEATHERS (with the voice).

Ziggles, Neville, Cesaro vs Sheamus, Rusev, and King Barrett in the previous show.
Real barn burner here.

Charlotte Vs Nikki for the Divas Championship
Hmmmm....the Paige vs Natalya feud is actually more entertaining, and everything was more fun when Sasha wasn't wrestling and the crowd would just chant "we want Sasha." They should waited until it was fever pitch. Charlotte has kinda been a dud....except for watching her dad cry more. Which always makes me happy for some reason.

The New Day vs the Dudley Boyz for the Tag Titles
I kinda see the New Day losing here. Let me explain why.....2 months from now is the TLC PPV. So wouldn't it make sense for the heels to win back the titles in the Dudley's. Also....

The John Cena Open Challenge for the US Title
If it's not Daniel Bryan blowing the roof off and winning....I think The New Day will be sharing the US title for a few months. That would be awesome.

Owens vs The Ryback for the Intercontinental Title
Let me tell you the Secret....Kevin Owens has good matches with everyone because he's one of the best professional wrestlers today. Crazy huh!?

Bray Wyatt vs Roman Reigns in Hell In A Cell
Hopefully this just turns into Reigns cutting a really long awkward promo. Because it's so bad, it's getting over....at least in my house....when I sit and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Seth Rollins vs Demon Kane for the WWE World Heavyweight Title
If Kane loses, Corporate Kane gets fired. This should happen at all publicly traded companies. The upper brass should keep there jobs based on fights. Anyway, as it was when Kane wrestled Daniel Bryan for the title....I have little intrigue because it feels a little predetermined.

Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker Hell In A Cell
Dude, it's gonna be awesome when Brock throws Taker off the cage into the announcers desk. That's gonna happen right? Anybody watch the Austin podcast? It just reminded me why I didn't enjoy Brock the first time around. That he's more of a meat head than everyone else. But, now I just love his matches. As for Taker, this storyline is so confusing because his promos are uninspiring and he should be a heel, and now Brock is heeling it up...and I guess everything is just shades of grey. I know this though....today I'm underwhelmed....Sunday I'll wake up and go "Holy shit.. .Brock vs Taker is today!"

I can't think of anything else. This week my favorite wrestler is AJ Styles. James Storm in NXT was garbage. I'm sorry for his luck. And scene.

October 05, 2015

pre tour rusty report

Long time no see fellaz! Shoot man. I miss yall. You still watch that pro wrestling? I kinda do. Really just the ppv's anymore even tho i love some of the roster. Here is a list of random stuff.....

THE NEW DAY: I wasnt interested at all when they started. I thought it was a waste of  people i already liked. But shit man, the are great. I love everything about them. And the audience does too. When is the WWE going to catch on that the fans like to have fun and it is ok to have this kind of stuff? Git with it you pricks!

SETH ROLLINS: This guy is my new fav. I think he totally rules and his matches are awesome. ANd he is working with the company to make it better which i like. I also love his matches with Cena. I'm sorry but I think Cena is great when he wrestles indie guys. And i just think Rollins rules all around.

I still love Brey even tho they made him lame.

I still love Owens even tho they made him lame

I still love Ryback even tho he has always been lame.

I dont give two shits about Ziggles and the Russian guy at all even tho i like them. That story sucks absolute ass even tho it should be great. I'm a big fan of pressed together boobs so i should love this. But i dont. Sorry

I'm really glad the 3D are back. I always said that Buh Buh Ray was the best talker in TNA. If they let him loose he would be great.

Brock rules and Heyman is the best talker in wrestling ever.

I dont watch Divas stuff at all because I just watch porn to look at naked girls. I watch wrestling to watch wrestling. I feel like they get ripped off and I just cant watch even tho i like some of them.

Well that is it my dudes! Ill type ya some on the road!