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El Torito vs. Hornswoggle in a WeeLC Match
So...I can't bitch about this at all. There is a storyline to this. It started the week after Wrestlemania...it just happened on Superstars or Main Event or something. This will be cute I'm guessing.
Rob Van Dam Vs Jack Swagger Vs Cesaro
Is this the WWE admitting that they know that no one cares about Jack Swagger? I guess it does have the Heyman/Uncle Zeb thing....even though Van Dam has nothing to do with Zeb. I don't know....it has a story...but it's kind of a stretch.
R-Truth and Xavier Woods Vs. Alexander Rusev
A good ole fashioned squash, AND it has a story. In the end, the good guys will lose.
Paige vs Tamina Snuka for the Divas Championship
Too bad AJ also took her ball and went home because now we don't get the Big Momma Cool/Heartbreak Gal breakup. At least Paige is awesome (even though they seem to have killed the screaming thing/Anti-Diva gimmick that would have gotten her way over immediately).
Big E vs Bad News Barrett for the Intercontinental Championship
Rusty...you're wrong. This is the first time Barrett has looked comfortable. He's smarmy, evil, and cutting great promos. I always thought that he seemed boring and inconsequential in Nexus (remember...they lost their first big match...because of Super Cena...so they never really mattered after that first appearance on RAW). No real story here....BUT it was a tournament to decide this...so it's good.
John Cena Vs. Bray Wyatt IN A STEEL CAGE
If only Cena wasn't so cheesy....
Those annoying response promos about how he aint scared are dumb.
Bray Wyatt is neat.
Daniel Bryan Vs. Kane for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
I like how the storyline pre-Mania really works to set the deck for DBD for awhile. Maybe next month we can get DBD Vs. Billy Gunn. Nervous already that this run is going to end up being like Punk's Championship run...second fiddle to something all the time. Maybe at the end of this match they'll hug it out?
The Shield vs. Evolution
Well....let us hope that this is as good as the Wyatt matches. Batista still sucks. I just wished upon a star that this was a WarGames match. They should have Dusty's random bleeding arm join The Shield and I guess Flair's forehead and we got a four on four spectacular.
So, The whole point of this Preview was just to point out that we've actually been getting storylines. Almost every thing on this card has a storyline, and nothing on here is a repeat of Mania. Wrestling is good.....
Marshall: I am so mad at the internet for randomly ruining Dontaku.
Rusty: I wish you knew what we were talking about.
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