Poncho Man's Extremely Extreme Extreme Rules Preview

Holy fucking shit. It's fucking Extreme fucking Rules and shit! Things are getting fucking wild here at SCW. We're doing fucking zines now. Rusty watched some fucking NJPW without us. The whole fucking world is fucking nutty!

Preshow!
Kiddaro vs The Mother fucking New Day
Who is the fucking faces here? It's a fucking heel fest over here. Four bad guys at once! That is fucking extreme!!!! Go Kiddaro! !!!!

Dolph Ziggler vs Sheamus in a Kiss My Arse Match
HOLY SHIT GUYS!!!! There is going to be fucking butt kissing after this fucking match!!!!! Extremely fucking extreme is butt kissing!!!! Along with braided fucking beards.

Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper in a Chicago Street Fight
Is this event in fucking Chicago? Are either of these guys from fucking Chicago. I know a fucking guy named Kellen Terrett in Chicago. Knowing these two guys....we're going to the EXTREME here. I'm extremely excited to watch this extremeness.

Roman Reigns vs Big Show in a Last Man fucking Standing Match
Who cares about this fucking match!

Nikki Bella vs Naomi for the Divas Championship
EXTREMELY UNDERWHELMING! #!!!! €=€*!;/

Daniel Bryan vs Bad News Barrett for the Intercontinental Title
I will be extremely fucking disappointed if this match doesn't happen. I'll also be extremely fucking scared and sad. I'm fucking nervous.

John Cena vs Rusev in a Russian Fucking Chain Match for the fucking US Title
Fucking STF with a chain! That's totally extreme! !!!! Remember when it was the STFU!?!?! Now that was fucking totally extreme! Cause it was an extreme pun!!!!! Puns are fucking EXTREME BABY!!!!!!

Seth Rollins vs Randy Orton in an extremely convaluted stipulation match for the WWE World Heavyweight Title
STEEL FUCKING CAGE!!!!!! SOOOOOO EXTREME!!!!!!! Extreme Kane is gonna extremely guard the extreme cage!!!!! I can't quite extremely believe how extreme this is and the extremely fucking extreme feelings I'm feeling about this. EXTREME.

HEY GUYS!!!!! Extremely come visit me!!!! I don't do anything on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. I watch lots of fucking extreme tv....then I go to work. Being single is extreme!!!!!! I have like 8 bottles of Willamette Valley Vineyards wine (extreme bribe?).  We can do EXTREME level DDP YOGA like I'm doing now.  It will be crazy fucking EXTREME! !!!!!!!!







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It's Still Real Forever

For some weeks now, I've been thinking regularly about who my favorite wrestlers are, or would be, if I made a list.  Not that I'm sentimental about it, I just like putting things in order.  I had too hard a time comparing active wrestlers to retired ones, so I made two separate Top 10 lists.  Either one could change tomorrow, they're not super-serious, but they were fun to make (while I was watching Mercury Rising) and I wanted to share them.  The challenge is on, if you guys have any interest, to make your own lists.  If you post them on this site, I will read them.  And that's a promise.

TOP 10 ACTIVE WRESTLERS
10. Low-Ki
9. Hiroshi Tanahashi
8. Roderick Strong
7. Kota Ibushi
6. Seth Rollins
5. Jay Lethal
4. Kazuchika Okada
3. Daniel Bryan
2. AJ Styles
1. Shinsuke Nakamura


TOP 10 INACTIVE WRESTLERS
10. Mitsuharu Misawa
9. Eddie Guerrero
8. CM Punk
7. Manami Toyota
6. Riki Choshu
5. Terry Funk
4. Stan Hansen
3. Steve Austin
2. Ricky Steamboat
1. Bruiser Brody

I know we're all itching for another Wrestlemarathon.  I need to go to Eugene sometime next month to see an art show.  Rusty, if you're available to come down at any time (my schedule's pretty easy), and Poncho, if you're willing to host, I propose we try to plan this out sooner than later.  It would be cool if Wrestling Dontaku is on our viewing list, and that comes out on the 3rd.

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I haven't listened back to this yet, hopefully it's audible! I'll check it tomorrow, good night.