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Rusty Report episode 66

 

RR: Post-All Out Update

 

RR: Punk

 

RUSTY NICKLES SUPERSHOW

 

Rusty Report episode 62: Wrestlemania 37 Preview

 

RR: New Years Wrestolutions with Dynamite 1-7-21

 

Rusty Report: AEW Full Gear 2020

 

RR: AEW Full Gear 2020 Preshow Q & A

 

AEW Rusty Roster Report!

 

Spare Change Extravaganza: Revolution

 For the second time of all time, the Rusty Report and the Marshall Matters Show are being posted together.  I just looked back at that first one to see what I wrote about it, and oddly enough I said that it was a revolution.  Well here we are at the real revolution, Revolution.  I haven't listened to Rusty's yet, but I can tell you that I completely forgot to make note of Cody Rhodes' horrendous neck tattoo, maybe because we were all texting about it so much already, but still I can't believe I didn't get side-tracked on that.  Also I had planned to sing Jericho's theme song acapella but maybe it's best I forgot.  I wanted to sing it because until I heard the choir version, I thought the lyrics of the chorus were "a bacub a bacub a bacub yeah, a bacub a bacub a bacub yeah, Judas in, Judas in my mind".  So when the choir were clearly singing "I'm becoming" I was like, oh yeah that makes way more sense but still who cares.  And he lost so now I'll never sing it.  Anyway, here are episodes 57 and 99 of our tediously handcrafted fake podcasts:

Rusty Report


Marshall Matters Show

Spare Change Extravaganza: Dynamite

For the first time of all time, Rusty Nickles and Quarter Marshall have recorded individual podcasts which are being posted together.  This is an historically unprecedented maneuver which shall surely position this tag team firmly within the numbers game of the immortals.  After all, you can't spell revolution without spelling No It U Lover backwards.



Marshall Matters Show:



the Rusty Report:

Rusty Report: Double or Nothing?

Rusty Report: Wrestlemania 35

Dear SCW diary

Man, what a great Mania weekend. We had so much good stuff I am still reeling. And I plan on watching a bunch of it over again tonight which is saying a lot. How cool. I love when wrestling is good. I love being excited about it. And I love how we always post a ton around mania. In 2012 we had 122 posts! That is crazy! Last year saw only 20 posts. That is sad. But this year is looking pretty good so far with 7 (not including this one). This is all getting me excited. So much that I am thinking about wrestling all the time.

Usually when I bum out I stay away from wrestling. Not sure why exactly. Maybe it is because I can't five it my full attention, or my full suspension of disbelief. But for some reason lately I have been using it as my escape. And I am positive you guys can relate. Things have been rough lately. Family stuff. It is nothing to worry about, just super shitty at times. But it is one of those things that will get better eventually. For now it sucks tho, and I am really looking forward to the time where things get better. 

My last post was so grumpy. I wasn't doing well at the time. So here are a few good things to make up for it...

GOOD THING 1 - The night of Takeover was also the first time my 5 1/2 year old niece (Emily) spent the night here (my parents house) on her own. She was so excited the whole night. Just a dorky kid. My sister and I were watching Takeover and Emily wanted to hang with us. It was so annoying. She kept getting in front of the tv and touching all my shit and talking. Annoying in the best way. She was just super funny. She was a little weirded out by people fighting so I had to smarten her up a bit. She still doesn't get it but it helped her not be freaked out. I told her they all were really friends and she liked that. She eventually realized that it was ok to boo and cheer the people. And from then on she got really into it. I even drew up her own Gargano sign that she would hold up and yell with endlessly. It was amazing. That is why I moved here, to be an uncle. My uncles all sucked and didn't give a shit about me at all. I am not going to be like that. So that night was kinda a dream for me.

GOOD THING 2 - I am not sure if I have told you guys about this, probably have, but my mom was diagnosed with cancer a few years ago. It hasn't gotten to the chemo part yet but it has still been incredibly shitty. Well, on my mom's birthday last February she came back cancer free. And her checkup this past week was the same. How fucking cool. We all went nuts with those phone calls. No matter how bitchy or grumpy I get this always reminds me that life is pretty good.

GOOD THING 3 - I started seeing someone here. I didn't want to date, but I did anyway. I used tinder because it sucked having no friends and it is kinda fun. I like feeling uncomfortable. And tinder didn't disappoint. I went on the most weird, bizarre and bad first/last date ever. So that was cool. But lucky for me a few days later I had a great first date. And it has been nothing but great ever since then. She is cool and fun and has a sunny personality. And she has a positive disposition. I am pretty exited about it while trying to hold my horse(cock)s and not get ahead of myself. But she did watch the entirety of Mania with me so that says something right? I am happy, that is weird.

So there you go guys, a SCW post almost completely not about wrestling. How are you two doing? Let me know.

Rusty 

Welcome to Wrestlemania!!!!!!

Shit guys. We are here again. It is crazy to think it has been a year since Matt and Jeff came back and flippy guy and facial hair quitter had the match of the night in the pre show. Time flies!

I am pretty excited for Mania this year. It looks like it is going to be tons of fun. It is too bad that we can't all watch together, but I expect lots of texting. Maybe we can use the chat thing in gmail so we can talk easier? let me know if you have any ideas.

PRE SHOW MATCHES

ATG battle royal

Womans battle royal

205 live snoozefest

I don't really give a shit about any of these matches at all. That is why I will have so much fun watching them. The ATGBR is always fun to see all them dudes in the ring together. I am rooting for Jack Swagger big time. The women's BR should be cool. I just hope they give them more than 5 minutes. And the 205 Live match will hopefully rule hard. I have low hopes so they will all probably be great.

Brock vs Roman

oh man. so much to say about this, so little desire to type it. I'll bet we all feel the same about this match pretty much. Then again I never know what you guys are thinking sometimes. I am rooting for brock. The build was kinda stupid. We all know that Brock isn't there usually. That is how it has been for like 6 years. So why do they act like it is new? Lame shit. Well, Brock is finally going to lose the belt and get a vacation from his grueling wwe schedule. It won't be so bad I guess. Roman will become a monster face-heal and who cares. It is time to get it over with. I am just not looking forward to Brock losing to a spear and a jumping punch to the face.

(side note. I don't really care if Brock goes away for a while. His matches have been pretty lazy lately. But I will be sorry to see hayman go. I wish he would team up with someone else. But alas! or l-ass! or however you spell that!)

Styles vs Nakamura

I don't think you will like what I have to say about this. Sure, it is going to be awesome and  probably match of the night. Duh. But I don't really want it. What are the consequences?  Styles loses the belt to Nakamura, who does jack shit in WWE (not his fault at all). That sucks. But on the other hand Styles wins and it doesn't matter? Boring. I will eat this match up as a fan. But it feels like a reunion album by a once classic band. It is like that new pixies album. I am sure it is great, but I should just go listen to the old ones instead.

Miz vs Rollins vs Finn

 Oh man. I dunno what to say. I feel like the roster right now has so many great people that they just throw shit together. It is just a bummer. Also this may be a good time to say that I don't wanna see every wrestler wrestle every fucking week. It tkes the mystique away sometimes. Why do I have to see Finn and Rollins wrestle right before a match they are going to have? UGHHHHHHHHH (this match will be awesome)

Orton, Roode, Jinder, Rusev

oh god

I am in a bad mood

lets get this out of the way. Shit has been hard here in Idaho. Family stuff. And it got really bad yesterday and is still bad. I just realized while typing this that I am not feeling the best and the mad part of me is seeping out. So I am sorry about that. 

Alexa vs Naya

This feud is fucking stupid. It all blew up when Alexa was talking shit to Mickie James about Naya. All while a camera was just recording and broadcasting it live. That sucks on so many levels. First off, the wwe acts like all women just wanna hug and talk about their best friends. secondly why are  Alexa and Mickie James friends? Last summer they had a big feud. Fuck the WWE. I am not an idiot.

Charlotte VS Asuka

This is going to be so fucking shitty. Just kidding. I think it will be great. And I think they will go out there to kick ass. Go Asuka

The Bar VS Braun and secret guy

I was offended by the fucking Brain Strowman thing. How dumb. I feel like the audience thought it was dumb too. Yet again wwe goes against the character that they made up. Braun would never do that. UGHHHHH. This will be dumb and a bathroom break even tho the Bar is awesome. The only way this will be awesome is if LARS is the secret tag partner. It will probably be someone dumb that doesn't wrestle often anymore like the Hurricane (no offense Poncho).

The Uso's VS New Day vs zzzzzzzzzzz

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz (this will be fun probably)

Kurt and Rockin' Rhonda VS The white trash neighbors who never stay out of everyone's business

I am excited for this one just for the hype. It should be fun. I wish Rhonda had someone to talk for her like Brock does. It will probably be HHH and Kurt 90% of the match with RRR pinning steph. Oh well. Still cool.

Cena VS Taker

This is CCR at TB. SO COOL!

Boy was the build up to this lame. Oh man. Shut up Cena. We know Taker isn't there. He never is. Why is it a problem now. That is like going to school on a Saturday and screaming "Oh so the principal isn't here?! You must not care at all! Everyone look! They are a bad principal now!!!!"

Fucking shut up WWE. dfahkladfhklasfklbasbjlasrbj,asf (I will mark out hard when I hear Taker's Taco Bell DONGGGGGGG)

DBD and Shane VS The best part of Smackdown

Ok so this will be awesome. 

I am sorry guys. I promise I am super excited for Mania. I should have planned to watch it with you. NEXT YEARRRRRRRR!!!!

Oh by the way, Takeover is tomorrow and it is going to be sooooo good. I love you guys and really miss you a ton. I hope you have a great wrestling weekend!!!!!

Rusty report featuring Mom

RR: Seth Rollins vs Triple H Was My Favorite Match on Wrestlemania 33

Rusty report: smackdown update

My dudes. I miss you guys. We three got friends lots of friends. But I feel like the SCW dudes got a special connection. I think about things to tell you guys all the time. And while i'm watching wrestling i am wishing you guys were with me. Mushy huh? Who cares. I think y'all are awesome and I wish we could hang more.

That all sounds like im sad or something. I'm not actually. I just had a crazy week. Tuesday was smackdown. I was really excited to see the New Day Most of all. AJ also. I was just really excited for some live wrestling. Sadly the New Day didnt show at all. Not sure why. They are hot right now. But the show was still good. Thoughts.....

I really like the way they are using AJ with Jericho. It is cool to see them wrestle each other and also have to team up. It is great to see them clean house and then have to fight. They are really telling a story for once. Also it is awesome to see the use of my favorite jobbers . #socialoutcasts RUUUUUULE.

The Dudleys come out and denounce tables. Thank god they are heels now. But barf, they are against the Uso's now. I Hate the Uso's so much man. How fucking Boring. And I cant tell them apart and I dont give a shit to even try. As if one john cena wasn't bad enough now we got two clones gone wrong boring who cares.

Next up Goldust tries to get R Truth to tag with him. This is the greatest idea in wrestling history and I want it to happen so bad.

Sasha Banks comes out next to fight boring Becky Steampunk Lynch. Banks is super over and the audience loves her. I do too. She is my future wife (along with Rene Young)

Then we get Promos from Aj as well as the Wyatt guys. I dunno why but i feel like the Wyatts kinda fell off and lost momentum. Who knows. Still like them tho.

My computer keeps fucking up. Click above for what I typed before it fucking crashed.

Anyway. AJ and Jeicho ruled hard. I was a little sad to not see the new day but oh well. It was a show to remember for sure.

Ill post again tomorrow. I got pizza delivery on the way and a dog show to watch. Adios dorks!

RUSTY REPORT : chips, pop, candy.

What is up my bruthas!It is Me, Rusty, SCW's resident mark. I watched some fudging pro wrestling today and I feel pretty good about myself. How can I not? I watched ECW today. That's natures antidepressant! How could you feel sad after a Public Enemy promo?!

I also watched the Stone Cold Podcast with HHH. Sadly I have to admit that it made me like Trips a whole lot more than i already did. So that was kinda cool. And the show as a whole has turned me around on Stone Cold. The one with Vince was great. I loved seeing his face light up when he talked about how funny it is to push people into pools. That was amazing.

The WWE network just added a bunch of cool stuff into the vault section. Smoky Mountain, Global, AWA and Mid South were all added. I watched an episode with The rockers when they were suuuuuper young. Really looking forward into checking out more of that old garbage. Especially Global which i think I watched daily in the summer of 91.

Got the Superstars The Music Video vhs today. It is still sealed so ill never ever open it in a million years. But it has two of my all time faves on it, Kona Crush and Tatanka. SO i had to get it.

WWE and NXT has sucked lately. Just the usual slump I guess till we get to the Rumble. I guess they are having really bad ratings lately. Who cares. I kinda like the Shaemus run so far. I like dumb gloating heals. They just really need to make some new stars or something. Lots of people are hurt right now and that sucks. I'm looking forward to seeing how they pull outta this.

Well that's it for now. I dont' wanna say goodbye but i gotta. My feelings about this can be found in the following link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXjYoGOEnqA